Sunday, December 31, 2006

What can't flash animation do?

Sway an election? Create overnight web-meme celebrities? Haunt MySpace with dancing cowboys advertising low mortgage rates? Yes.

And, chronicle 5,000 years of religion in 90 seconds. This latter is kind of cool though. Nice summary of time, space and religion. Interesting that this was created by MapsOfWar.com, illustrating the historical correlation between war and religion. You can kind of hear middle America chanting, "Woooo! Go blue!!" towards the end.




Wednesday, December 27, 2006

F Posterity, issue 32: "Eggnogg Is The Liquor Of This Household"

It's a touch late on the holiday tip, but it's never too late for some eggnogg. (Though June would probably be too late.) Growing up in a pro-temperence, anti-sex-drugs-rockandroll protestant community, the addictions were few and far between, and typically sugar-based, like ice cream and soda pop. And gee whiz, what a jones didn't I have for some eggnogg! Honest Abe, that was the sauce in my 'hood! Biatch!

A few years ago I spent a cold winter back in the 'Lou, coaching some freshman basketball, and a friend of mine asked me to write a song for a compilation of local artists doing holiday material. I hadn't written any holiday material, and I was somewhat averse to covering any existing holiday material. "I don't care, you can trash Christmas if you want," he told me. I wasn't so into that idea, but I do enjoy working on assignment to push me out of my own head. So we spat in our hands and shook on it.

This is one of those songs that wrote itself once I got the idea. I think I woke one morning and jotted it all on the back of a scrap of daily calendar. This is a new recording, and to spice it up on short notice -- some nutmeg, if you will -- I've thrown a assload of reverb on it and some applause at the end. Leaving us with what I'll call the "Live at Town Hall" recording of "Eggnogg Is The Liquor Of This Household".
Eggnogg Is The Liquor Of This Household

Eggnogg is the liquor of this household
A cask will scarcely last us all a week
Sugar, eggs, milk and nutmeg are the substances we choose to abuse

Eggnogg is the liquor of this household
And there will be no inebriated kin
Eggnogg is just wholesome, wholesome holiday fun for everyone involved
If eggnogg can't be found, it's peppermint stick ice cream all around
And mistletoe, I guess, ain't so debauch
But eggnogg is the liquor of this household
And there will be no alcoholic thrills
And if you madly kiss me, you can't excuse yourself as tipsy
And this may be the start of something beautiful
If eggnogg can't be found, it's peppermint stick ice cream all around
And mistletoe, I guess, ain't so debauch
But eggnogg is the liquor of this household
A cask will scarcely last us all a week
Sugar, eggs, milk and nutmeg are the substances we choose to abuse

And eggnogg is the liquor of this hous-haow-haĆ¼sehold

Download mp3s below by right-clicking on the links.

F Posterity, 2006
52. F Posterity (Getzschman) - May 16, 2007
51. Crazy (Burton/Callaway/Reverberi/Reverberi) - May 9, 2007
50. Persistence of Regret (Getzschman/Ryan/Sahm) - May 2, 2007
49. Breakin' Plates (Getzschman/Ruthsatz) - April 26, 2007
48. Trio for Vocal, Metronome, Wurlitzer (Getzschman) - April 18, 2007
47. She Hates It When I'm Right (Getzschman) - April 11, 2007
46. Beat It (Jackson) - April 4, 2007
45. Mass Ave Strut (Getzschman) - March 28, 2007
44. Let's Fall Asleep Like This (Getzschman) - March 21, 2007
43. 2010 Ain't What They Said It Would Be (Getzschman) - March 14, 2007
42. Three Red Stars (Getzschman) - March 7, 2007
41. Birdhouse In Your Soul (Flansburgh/Linnell) - February 28, 2007
40. Everybody Thinks They're Self-Aware (Getzschman) - February 21, 2007
39. Hysterical Woman (Getzschman) - February 14, 2007
38. Hollaback Savior (Getzschman) - February 7, 2007
37. White Collar (old Philly dollar) (Getzschman) - January 31, 2007
36. Bottle of Blues (B. Hansen) - January 24, 2007
35. Ask Somebody (Getzschman) - January 17, 2007
34. All Time High Score (Getzschman) - January 10, 2007
33. Bury Me In My Jetpack (Getzschman) - January 3, 2007
32. Eggnogg Is The Liquor Of This Household (Getzschman) - December 27, 2006
31. Like Spinning Plates (T.Yorke/J.Greenwood) - December 20, 2006
30. Jack or Jesus (Getzschman/Peterson) - December 13, 2006
29. Runes (Getzschman) - December 6, 2006
28. We Leave Just Like We Come (Getzschman) - November 29, 2006
27. Shampoo! (Getzschman) - November 22, 2006
26. Tomorrow Is A Long Time (Dylan) - November 15, 2006
25. Was That Seriously Your Plan? (Getzschman) - November 8, 2006
24. Understated Explosions (Getzschman) - November 1, 2006
23. Everything Sounds Better On Vinyl (Getzschman) - October 25, 2006
22. Take Heart (Getzschman) - October 18, 2006
21. Pigs (L. Freese, S. Reyes, L. Muggerud) - October 11, 2006
20. Upstart Casualties (Getzschman) - October 4, 2006
19. Troubling (Getzschman) - Sept 27, 2006
18. Tales of Woe (Getzschman/Getzschman/Booth) - Sept 20, 2006
17. Manual Labor Pains (Getzschman) - Sept 13, 2006
16. The District Sleeps Alone Tonight (Gibbard/Tamborello) - September 6, 2006
15. Postmodern Burlesque Review (Getzschman) - August 30, 2006
14. Neverending Love Affair (Getzschman) - August 23, 2006
13. Living On Credit (Getzschman) - August 16, 2006
12. Broke As A Muhfuh (Getzschman) - August 9, 20006
11. Josie (Becker/Fagan) - August 2, 2006
10. Cold Day at the Races (Getzschman) - July 26, 2006
9. Calaveras (Getzschman) - July 19, 2006
8. Narcissist Blues (Getzschman) - July 12, 2006
7. Advice to a Young Jedi (Getzschman) - July 5, 2006
6. God Only Knows (Wilson/Asher) - June 28, 2006
5. Miracle Hubcap (Getzschman) - June 21, 2006
4. A Paycheck Is All I Ask (Getzschman) - June 14, 2006
3. Halfway (Getzschman) - June 7, 2006
2. Summer Crazy (Getzschman) - May 31, 2006
1. Sunday Street (Van Ronk) - May 26, 2006

Wednesday, December 20, 2006

F Posterity, issue 31: Radiohead's "Like Spinning Plates"

A holiday tune is forthcoming (and we all wait for those with baited breath, and how!), but this Wednesday falls on a cover week for the F Posterity project. So this week I'm dropping a countrified cover of a Radiohead song.

I really do hear the swung beat of an old country song in Radiohead's "Like Spinning Plates". Incidentally, only crazy Radiohead fans are likely to recognize this for a few reasons. It was initially released on their Amnesiac album, a collection of cryptic leftovers from the Kid A recordings. The song as included on that set was a wild abstraction of the song, featuring those tubes that emit various pitches depending on how hard you swing them. Thom Yorke sings as though his voice were being played backwards, so it's near impossible to make out the lyrics. Typical of a kind of studio madness that blurs the recognizability of an original composition. Finally, a straightforward rendering of the song is available on their live recording, I Might Be Wrong, but who bought that?

I imagine this song could have ended up on another Johnny Cash American recording. Since it didn't, it's ending up on mine.


Download mp3s below by right-clicking on the links.

F Posterity, 2006
52. F Posterity (Getzschman) - May 16, 2007
51. Crazy (Burton/Callaway/Reverberi/Reverberi) - May 9, 2007
50. Persistence of Regret (Getzschman/Ryan/Sahm) - May 2, 2007
49. Breakin' Plates (Getzschman/Ruthsatz) - April 26, 2007
48. Trio for Vocal, Metronome, Wurlitzer (Getzschman) - April 18, 2007
47. She Hates It When I'm Right (Getzschman) - April 11, 2007
46. Beat It (Jackson) - April 4, 2007
45. Mass Ave Strut (Getzschman) - March 28, 2007
44. Let's Fall Asleep Like This (Getzschman) - March 21, 2007
43. 2010 Ain't What They Said It Would Be (Getzschman) - March 14, 2007
42. Three Red Stars (Getzschman) - March 7, 2007
41. Birdhouse In Your Soul (Flansburgh/Linnell) - February 28, 2007
40. Everybody Thinks They're Self-Aware (Getzschman) - February 21, 2007
39. Hysterical Woman (Getzschman) - February 14, 2007
38. Hollaback Savior (Getzschman) - February 7, 2007
37. White Collar (old Philly dollar) (Getzschman) - January 31, 2007
36. Bottle of Blues (B. Hansen) - January 24, 2007
35. Ask Somebody (Getzschman) - January 17, 2007
34. All Time High Score (Getzschman) - January 10, 2007
33. Bury Me In My Jetpack (Getzschman) - January 3, 2007
32. Eggnogg Is The Liquor Of This Household (Getzschman) - December 27, 2006
31. Like Spinning Plates (T.Yorke/J.Greenwood) - December 20, 2006
30. Jack or Jesus (Getzschman/Peterson) - December 13, 2006
29. Runes (Getzschman) - December 6, 2006
28. We Leave Just Like We Come (Getzschman) - November 29, 2006
27. Shampoo! (Getzschman) - November 22, 2006
26. Tomorrow Is A Long Time (Dylan) - November 15, 2006
25. Was That Seriously Your Plan? (Getzschman) - November 8, 2006
24. Understated Explosions (Getzschman) - November 1, 2006
23. Everything Sounds Better On Vinyl (Getzschman) - October 25, 2006
22. Take Heart (Getzschman) - October 18, 2006
21. Pigs (L. Freese, S. Reyes, L. Muggerud) - October 11, 2006
20. Upstart Casualties (Getzschman) - October 4, 2006
19. Troubling (Getzschman) - Sept 27, 2006
18. Tales of Woe (Getzschman/Getzschman/Booth) - Sept 20, 2006
17. Manual Labor Pains (Getzschman) - Sept 13, 2006
16. The District Sleeps Alone Tonight (Gibbard/Tamborello) - September 6, 2006
15. Postmodern Burlesque Review (Getzschman) - August 30, 2006
14. Neverending Love Affair (Getzschman) - August 23, 2006
13. Living On Credit (Getzschman) - August 16, 2006
12. Broke As A Muhfuh (Getzschman) - August 9, 20006
11. Josie (Becker/Fagan) - August 2, 2006
10. Cold Day at the Races (Getzschman) - July 26, 2006
9. Calaveras (Getzschman) - July 19, 2006
8. Narcissist Blues (Getzschman) - July 12, 2006
7. Advice to a Young Jedi (Getzschman) - July 5, 2006
6. God Only Knows (Wilson/Asher) - June 28, 2006
5. Miracle Hubcap (Getzschman) - June 21, 2006
4. A Paycheck Is All I Ask (Getzschman) - June 14, 2006
3. Halfway (Getzschman) - June 7, 2006
2. Summer Crazy (Getzschman) - May 31, 2006
1. Sunday Street (Van Ronk) - May 26, 2006

Wednesday, December 13, 2006

F Posterity, issue 30: "Jack or Jesus"

It's obviously honky-tonk Wednesday, so I'm dropping a honky-tonk anthem this week. A buddy and I wrote this song in 2003, when he was a reporter for the Seattle Times. Years ago he worked in a factory in eastern Washington and the experience spawned the idea. In associating with his co-workers on breaks, he noticed that they divided neatly into alcoholics and Jesus-freaks. The nature of the job was sufficiently bleak to drive everyone to refuge in drink or devotion. Jack or Jesus.

He sent me out some ideas he had for lyrics, and I put together a chorus and some music. The final product didn't quite capture the essence he was looking for, and in particular the line, "Jack or Jesus will pick up the pieces" didn't suit him, as he felt that "picking up the pieces" is something a divorced housewife does, not a hardened factory worker.

One of the strange quandaries of the creative process is the dynamic between one's vision and the actual product. Too many times the product of anyone's vision - art, music, film - matches not what the artist had in mind. And yet, the product becomes its own creature, reaching people in ways not anticipated. Usually the artist thinks, "OMG, this is teh awful!" and the adoring crowds are like, "LOLz it roxxorz my wafflz!"

I've pretty much recorded the song as we left it, though in most of the choruses I sing, "Jack or Jesus will tear you to pieces" instead of "pick up the pieces". Which is probably better.

I think this is the honkiest song I've ever recorded.

Jack or Jesus

When you work in the factory, boy, you better choose:
Who's gonna save your soul?
'Cause everybody in this place has got the blues
With just a couple ways to cope
So when the pain starts in the back of your heart
And it's all too much to handle
There are two men to face who'll take your case:
Jesus or Jack Daniels
Yes Jack or Jesus will pick up the pieces
And show you which way to go
But I'm afraid it ain't part of the game
For you to follow them both

They pay minimum wage to work the pearly gates
That close this factory in
Don't be surprised if it ain't paradise
Or any other place you been
'Cause it's a hell of a time on the factory line
Where your fifteen-minute break
Will only feel like five and the rest of your time
Like eighteen hours a day
But Jack or Jesus will pick up the pieces
And show you which way to go
But I'm afraid it ain't part of the game
For you to follow them both

So at the end of your shift, you can take your pick:
Hit the bottle, or crack the book
There are folks you know doing either of those
And it's probably all just as good
Because in this world it's long been proven
Both of these paths can lead to ruin
There's heaven and hell in each conclusion
Whether you're Jesus or Jack Daniels
But Jack or Jesus will pick up the pieces
And show you which way to go
But I'm afraid it ain't part of the game
For you to follow them both

But try to remember on your three-day bender
Even the man spent some time
With sinners, and lepers, and prostitutes
And turned water into wine
Jack or Jesus will pick up the pieces
And show you which way to go
But I'm afraid it ain't part of the game
For you to follow them both


Download mp3s below by right-clicking on the links.

F Posterity, 2006
52. F Posterity (Getzschman) - May 16, 2007
51. Crazy (Burton/Callaway/Reverberi/Reverberi) - May 9, 2007
50. Persistence of Regret (Getzschman/Ryan/Sahm) - May 2, 2007
49. Breakin' Plates (Getzschman/Ruthsatz) - April 26, 2007
48. Trio for Vocal, Metronome, Wurlitzer (Getzschman) - April 18, 2007
47. She Hates It When I'm Right (Getzschman) - April 11, 2007
46. Beat It (Jackson) - April 4, 2007
45. Mass Ave Strut (Getzschman) - March 28, 2007
44. Let's Fall Asleep Like This (Getzschman) - March 21, 2007
43. 2010 Ain't What They Said It Would Be (Getzschman) - March 14, 2007
42. Three Red Stars (Getzschman) - March 7, 2007
41. Birdhouse In Your Soul (Flansburgh/Linnell) - February 28, 2007
40. Everybody Thinks They're Self-Aware (Getzschman) - February 21, 2007
39. Hysterical Woman (Getzschman) - February 14, 2007
38. Hollaback Savior (Getzschman) - February 7, 2007
37. White Collar (old Philly dollar) (Getzschman) - January 31, 2007
36. Bottle of Blues (B. Hansen) - January 24, 2007
35. Ask Somebody (Getzschman) - January 17, 2007
34. All Time High Score (Getzschman) - January 10, 2007
33. Bury Me In My Jetpack (Getzschman) - January 3, 2007
32. Eggnogg Is The Liquor Of This Household (Getzschman) - December 27, 2006
31. Like Spinning Plates (T.Yorke/J.Greenwood) - December 20, 2006
30. Jack or Jesus (Getzschman/Peterson) - December 13, 2006
29. Runes (Getzschman) - December 6, 2006
28. We Leave Just Like We Come (Getzschman) - November 29, 2006
27. Shampoo! (Getzschman) - November 22, 2006
26. Tomorrow Is A Long Time (Dylan) - November 15, 2006
25. Was That Seriously Your Plan? (Getzschman) - November 8, 2006
24. Understated Explosions (Getzschman) - November 1, 2006
23. Everything Sounds Better On Vinyl (Getzschman) - October 25, 2006
22. Take Heart (Getzschman) - October 18, 2006
21. Pigs (L. Freese, S. Reyes, L. Muggerud) - October 11, 2006
20. Upstart Casualties (Getzschman) - October 4, 2006
19. Troubling (Getzschman) - Sept 27, 2006
18. Tales of Woe (Getzschman/Getzschman/Booth) - Sept 20, 2006
17. Manual Labor Pains (Getzschman) - Sept 13, 2006
16. The District Sleeps Alone Tonight (Gibbard/Tamborello) - September 6, 2006
15. Postmodern Burlesque Review (Getzschman) - August 30, 2006
14. Neverending Love Affair (Getzschman) - August 23, 2006
13. Living On Credit (Getzschman) - August 16, 2006
12. Broke As A Muhfuh (Getzschman) - August 9, 20006
11. Josie (Becker/Fagan) - August 2, 2006
10. Cold Day at the Races (Getzschman) - July 26, 2006
9. Calaveras (Getzschman) - July 19, 2006
8. Narcissist Blues (Getzschman) - July 12, 2006
7. Advice to a Young Jedi (Getzschman) - July 5, 2006
6. God Only Knows (Wilson/Asher) - June 28, 2006
5. Miracle Hubcap (Getzschman) - June 21, 2006
4. A Paycheck Is All I Ask (Getzschman) - June 14, 2006
3. Halfway (Getzschman) - June 7, 2006
2. Summer Crazy (Getzschman) - May 31, 2006
1. Sunday Street (Van Ronk) - May 26, 2006

Monday, December 11, 2006

Live Analog Jetpack video

Just cut the first Analog Jetpack video for the intrawebs. It's actually the song that gave the band its name: "Bury Me In My Jetpack."

Wednesday, December 6, 2006

F Posterity, issue 29: "Runes"

Started writing this last night and spent most of the day recording it. Sometimes a song just sounds incomplete without the right musical parts around it, so I ended up throwing on the drums and bass and whatnot too. All raggy-tag-like.

I treasure songs that read like poetry, and in some respects I'm going for that. These aren't typically the kind of songs that catch your ear with a phonky hook per se, but the more you listen the more you find. Turner Cody is a great poet musician of this style, and I highly recommend his work.

This is for the cryptics.


Runes

Runes - you speak in runes
Communicating fractal scratches
Wherein nothing matches suit
And it proves just what it proves
Not that flax is spun to gold
But that the cinders of your spindles hide the truth
Yonder pass the scribes assailing
Simple forms of better building
(Letters in the fetters of their form)
And hither swell the tillers hailing
Higher modes of mechanism
(Masters of the bait to bite the worm)
And all this, too, shall pass
The yoke, the bit, the bite, the boat, the lash
The serenading pound of tympanum
Amidst the sounding brass upon the last predicted tune
Runes - you speak in runes
Communicating backwards fractals
Wherein nothing seems uncouth
And it proves just what it proves
Not that flax is spun to gold
But that the cinders of your spindles hold the truth
Blinding beam the smiles of hypocrites
Lighthousing empty cricks
(Trickles for the herrings for their trails)
And gaping yawns the dawn of
Disinterested pesticide
(Tickles for the victors beyond the pale)
And all this, too, shall clash
The yoke, the bit, the bite, the beat, the cash
The serenading sound of sympathy
Amidst the cymbal crash upon the predicated swoon
Runes - you speak in runes
Communicating fractal scratches
Wherein nothing matches suit
And it proves just what it proves
Not that flax is spun to gold
But that the cinders of your spindles hide the truth


Download mp3s below by right-clicking on the links.

F Posterity, 2006
52. F Posterity (Getzschman) - May 16, 2007
51. Crazy (Burton/Callaway/Reverberi/Reverberi) - May 9, 2007
50. Persistence of Regret (Getzschman/Ryan/Sahm) - May 2, 2007
49. Breakin' Plates (Getzschman/Ruthsatz) - April 26, 2007
48. Trio for Vocal, Metronome, Wurlitzer (Getzschman) - April 18, 2007
47. She Hates It When I'm Right (Getzschman) - April 11, 2007
46. Beat It (Jackson) - April 4, 2007
45. Mass Ave Strut (Getzschman) - March 28, 2007
44. Let's Fall Asleep Like This (Getzschman) - March 21, 2007
43. 2010 Ain't What They Said It Would Be (Getzschman) - March 14, 2007
42. Three Red Stars (Getzschman) - March 7, 2007
41. Birdhouse In Your Soul (Flansburgh/Linnell) - February 28, 2007
40. Everybody Thinks They're Self-Aware (Getzschman) - February 21, 2007
39. Hysterical Woman (Getzschman) - February 14, 2007
38. Hollaback Savior (Getzschman) - February 7, 2007
37. White Collar (old Philly dollar) (Getzschman) - January 31, 2007
36. Bottle of Blues (B. Hansen) - January 24, 2007
35. Ask Somebody (Getzschman) - January 17, 2007
34. All Time High Score (Getzschman) - January 10, 2007
33. Bury Me In My Jetpack (Getzschman) - January 3, 2007
32. Eggnogg Is The Liquor Of This Household (Getzschman) - December 27, 2006
31. Like Spinning Plates (T.Yorke/J.Greenwood) - December 20, 2006
30. Jack or Jesus (Getzschman/Peterson) - December 13, 2006
29. Runes (Getzschman) - December 6, 2006
28. We Leave Just Like We Come (Getzschman) - November 29, 2006
27. Shampoo! (Getzschman) - November 22, 2006
26. Tomorrow Is A Long Time (Dylan) - November 15, 2006
25. Was That Seriously Your Plan? (Getzschman) - November 8, 2006
24. Understated Explosions (Getzschman) - November 1, 2006
23. Everything Sounds Better On Vinyl (Getzschman) - October 25, 2006
22. Take Heart (Getzschman) - October 18, 2006
21. Pigs (L. Freese, S. Reyes, L. Muggerud) - October 11, 2006
20. Upstart Casualties (Getzschman) - October 4, 2006
19. Troubling (Getzschman) - Sept 27, 2006
18. Tales of Woe (Getzschman/Getzschman/Booth) - Sept 20, 2006
17. Manual Labor Pains (Getzschman) - Sept 13, 2006
16. The District Sleeps Alone Tonight (Gibbard/Tamborello) - September 6, 2006
15. Postmodern Burlesque Review (Getzschman) - August 30, 2006
14. Neverending Love Affair (Getzschman) - August 23, 2006
13. Living On Credit (Getzschman) - August 16, 2006
12. Broke As A Muhfuh (Getzschman) - August 9, 20006
11. Josie (Becker/Fagan) - August 2, 2006
10. Cold Day at the Races (Getzschman) - July 26, 2006
9. Calaveras (Getzschman) - July 19, 2006
8. Narcissist Blues (Getzschman) - July 12, 2006
7. Advice to a Young Jedi (Getzschman) - July 5, 2006
6. God Only Knows (Wilson/Asher) - June 28, 2006
5. Miracle Hubcap (Getzschman) - June 21, 2006
4. A Paycheck Is All I Ask (Getzschman) - June 14, 2006
3. Halfway (Getzschman) - June 7, 2006
2. Summer Crazy (Getzschman) - May 31, 2006
1. Sunday Street (Van Ronk) - May 26, 2006

Friday, December 1, 2006

Spin spin spin from the White House

I have to write out about a quote I read this morning in the Monitor. The article "EPA staffers go to Hill over global warming" features a great chart comparing US states' emission of greenhouse gases to that of entire countries. If states were individual nations, six would rank among the top 30 emitters of greenhouse gases worldwide.

But what got me was this infuriating quote:

"Deputy Solicitor General Gregory Garre argued that Congress never gave the EPA authority to regulate CO2. Even if the agency had the authority, he continued, "now is not the time to exercise such authority, in light of the substantial scientific uncertainty surrounding global climate change and the ongoing studies to address those uncertainties.""

The only "substantial scientific uncertainty", of course, is whether or not the Bush White House can accept documented science when it conflicts with corporate profiteering. And Garre's contention that the EPA lacks the authority to regulate CO2 hinges on the brainless argument that CO2 is not a pollutant. As if the thousands of tons of CO2 introduced into the air by industry, energy, and automobiles aren't pollution. If that's the case, perhaps Garre could sit in his garage with the car running for a few hours.

Beyond the more self-evident documentations available in An Inconvenient Truth about what greenhouse gases are doing to the atmosphere, Elizabeth Kolbert covered the irreparable effect CO2 is having on the oceans in the New Yorker last month.