"Have you even read my online Internet blog?"

Here's a YouTube video that hits it right on the money. And let me be the first to enshrine this phrase into Google's cache, since nothing comes up yet: "Have you even read my online Internet blog?"

Though I've spoken at social media events for PR Newswire, LA Town Hall and the Havard Business School Assoc. of Southern California, I've conscientiously avoided the title of "social media guy". Here's why (warning — explicit language):

lolz, "Make your check out to TwitBookBlogGuru.com"

UPDATE: it's meme time.

The blog was invented in 1997

...but in 2008, Office 2004 still doesn't know about them. This should be embarrassing for Microsoft.

While the iPhone will autocorrect everything from Imac to Ebay (iMac to eBay), Microsoft still doesn't know what a weblog or podcast is, to say nothing of the finer points of eCommerce capitalization. I can't speak for Office 2008, but that's what updates are for. I mean, sEriously.

Smart Kitty has summoned me for mass media exposure

The good blogger Smart Kitty has asked me to answer five important questions for publication on her blog, which is considered "The preeminent record of achievement since 1889 ... and now a powerful online database ... with over 1.3 million biographies ... the most trusted biographical research tool."¹

Despite the liberal helping of ellipses, I'm excited. Sounds pretty big to me. You can follow this influential soubrette here:

http://smartkitty.blogspot.com/2007/01/five-random-things-rob-getzschman.html


¹Well apparently this is not a review of her blog, but marketing copy for "Who's Who" -- but it's close enough.